COOTS, the Cruise On Over to the Texoma Sailfest, convenes on September 14, 2011 at noon.

BOOTS, that Friday, September 16, 2011 at 1800.

From Admiralty House, somewhere in Central Texas, the clock now reads:

• COOTS - 'T' plus 21574341 seconds.

  249 days
  11968 hours
  52 minutes
  21 seconds

• BOOTS - 'T' plus 21379941 seconds.

  247 days
  11866 hours
  52 minutes
  21 seconds